Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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