do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it's great music for shaving your balls
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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