Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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