I wish i was in the wii world.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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