pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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