Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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