No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
