Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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