I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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