she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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