So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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