whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I see more hoeing in ur future
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