he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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