You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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