Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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