I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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