i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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