I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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