If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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