Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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