That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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