My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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