I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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