Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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