i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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