if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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