I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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