I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dear god my vagina.
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