AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Randomize
