You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I checked into jail on foursquare
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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