she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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