Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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