so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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