Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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