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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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