Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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