i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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