Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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