Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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