The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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