i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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