I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
