Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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