Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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