Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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