So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
