JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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