I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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