We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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