im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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