I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?