Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.