Who wears a wallet chain?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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