But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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