I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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